Bonfires, Dragons, and Ships oh my! Worlds shift aside, rise and collapse, and through it all you’ve got your less then dependable friends to “help” you out. Will you find your way home or fall prey to the denizens of alternate/Parallel universes?





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Not My Place
Months of testing and translating go by... I wonder how Bri'An and the rest are doing. Hopefully better than the scenario im in. Months later.. I finally get to meetBri'An after like 9 months. He seems well and a tad excited, makes sense since this would be his style. I wonder what universe my friends landed on if they did at all. I wonder if their also in this universe. This mess hall seems fine, odd but fine. We're flying to our testing ground and I get second handed a high off what seemed like marijuana, sigh. After basically what I believe is deepthroat and ab extremely cold hose down,I go take the test. Seems Bri'An went ahead of me instead of waiting, quite impatient of the young padawan lol. Oh this math problem is way out of my league but some seem to make sense. Physical tests... Not my strong suit. Oh its Bri'An! Seems he passed the test. He's waiting for me on a stage where were gunna fight I guess, cliche enough. Ive already decided to let him win this regardless of the outcome, again this is probably a dream like scenario for him. I wonder how do I use my powers to not hurt? Ill figure it out some day. Hmm seems like they're studying how we're "fighting." I rather let us be more secretive of us. Bri'An tells me to step off the stage, quite the smart idea to both let him win and for less info on us to be known. I'm told that I will be sent to the Outer Rim, whatever that fuck that is. Better than what I thought since if they attempted to kill me, I wouldve tried to slice this planet in half even if it killed me. I'm assuming Bri'An will become some Jedi. I'll wait for his arrival I guess. I'll make it easier for him to find me by making a name for myself? I dont know ill figure it out.
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Odd things and stolen glory
So here we are at the college each area we go is more horrific than the last. joey said he is looking for some balcony I can't believe he still thinks this is a game we are really her we can really die you jackass. Kevin turns me into Carl from the walking dead I never liked this the show but the memes are pretty alright. Later we discover a library with what seems to be infinate floors beneath and above us, joey is still on his getting game info shtick it's starting to get really annoying he asks what seems to be a librarian of sorts ton of arms real creepy I dont have time for this I crush its scull with my hammer dor always likes it when I get agressive in fact I do too no longer am I burdened by what people might think or how to go at a situation to not start conflict, I am the conflict and it feels good. after killing the librarian I find another looking exactly the same I ask him for an exit he shows me a door I inform my friends and walk through. I am alone now in a never-ending hallway any damage to these walls I make is healed I can't even grow my way out I have to find a way I see a door and enter. there I meet a man spider I guess his name is Patches he seems alright though he wants my eyes and if I die I guess he gets them what would I need them then for anyway. he shows me an exit I would never in a million years think I would be thanking a spider for anything but here I am I fall for a decent distance and land in a cave of sorts. I here singing this cant be good I turn the corner hammer in hand whatever it is its about to get its ass kicked in. it seems to be a massive female figure with grotesque wings and no head I say to her " can you do me a favor"
she replies "yes". "hold onto this for me"I yell as I toss my hammer into her belly and call it back the rush of combat entering my veins this is what I was made to do. I'm not doing enough I need to grow but this world affects my powers so terribly I succeed but at a price the pain is immense and I have these purple rocks on my body I shrug off the pain this bitch is going down if its the last thing I do I'm gonna rip her fucking wings off. after a bit I hear familiar voices its Courtney and joey, *yay, the cavalry is here* I guess more help couldn't hurt. why are they they just standing there help me dammit i thought we were friends I can take the damage just heal me at least with all the last bit of my strength I grab a hold of her wings and rip them clean off I can feel my self-fading I won't retain consciousness for long my last image is joey swooping in at the last second to take my glory suits him to wait for me to do all the work and come in just to kill it after I'm done. I pass out I'm not sure how much time passed but I wake up with Courtney over me the pain is immense but getting less by the second I look over joey is in a pool of blood. good job glory hog serves you right I see in the distance there is something where the monster stood I tell Courtney to tend to joey while I check it out but she notices what is before I do. Its a sword and her being the sword wielder, of course, she wants it, I state well you didn't help kill the monster why should you get it. She retorts with the fact that she saved my life I yield and she attempts to lift it she can't. So I guess the sword is mine cool. as I lift it up I hear a familiar voice, its patches he has something to sell me he wants blood I think well joey isn't using his. Courtney takes exception to that as I'm arguing with her I touch patches so, I guess I'm paying for this he touches my forehead I feel a bit weird, oh well let's get Joey to the hunters dream to heal up I carry him there. In the dream, we run into Leif and Kevin again good to see they didn't die though its unlikely for reality benders to die I guess. there Kevin suggests that we bury him to let the darkness heal him sounds like it might work I help him dig and place joey in and place the dirt on him. a bit later joey emerges from the dirt healed up, wow that actually worked. we then ask the puppet abot the great old ones she reveals that we have to defeat at least 6 to leave this hell hole. Well we beat 2 already whats 4 more what could possibly go wrong.
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I'll regain control! | FIREBALL YOU SPIDER BITCH!!


The wispy black haze parts my vision, showing me once again the things -he- is doing whilst using my body as his unwilling puppet upon otherworldly strings of madness. We were in a unholy college of sorts, with people covered in eyeballs as it's students and faculty. What a strange place.

CORAL!!! WE'RE THE WALKING DEAD BITCH! TAKE MY HAT KID! THEY AIN'T NO WALKERS, CORAL!!!

Now we're in a library upon which a spiraling staircase goes on into infinity both upwards and downwards. A lumbering creature as it's caretaker moves the same way as the staircase, moving closer to us in a menacing and yet mechanical way. Alex destroys one of them with his hammer, causing a strange blood red substance to leave the creature and go into him. I wonder if this is some kind of power transference? I wouldn't be surprised, as we're in some kind of approximation of a video game world. I'm curious if such a transference would go to me or -him- should -he- destroy any of these things.

KILL THE WALKER, CORAL!!! WHAT IN THE TAR-NATION IS THAT THING CORAL!? SOME KINDA' WALKER!? YEAH DRINK THAT JUICE BITCH!

Alex finds a way out of the room after we had become trapped, phasing out of our perception upon walking through the door. -he- follows through the door and I feel that queasy feeling of transportation once more.

LEIF! I'M NOT A WALKER! WHO'S THAT GUY IN THE WHEELCHAIR!? LET'S PUSH HIM INTO THE LAKE! HA!

I sigh as -he- pushes this poor invalid over a balcony into the lake. Why is Leif helping this madman!? Can't he realize that -he- is not me!? This is so aggravating!

THAT'S A BIG SPIDER! LEIF, DO YOU SEE THIS BIG ASS SPIDER!? IMMA KILL IT! WIZARD KEVIN! EXPELIARMUS! MAGIC SIGHT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR ART! THERE ISN'T ANY ART YOU SPIDER FOOL! FIREBALL!!!

I can feel a great surge of energy as a large amount of that blood-like substance passes from the horrid spider creature and into my body. The blackness around me seems to recede by a great deal! I can see more, feel more! Could I possibly gain more control over my body if -he- kills more of these things!?

GIVE ME YOUR HAND LEIF! IT'S WARPING TIME! C'MON LEIF! YEAH WARP BITCH! THIS IS A KICKASS JOEY TRAMPOLINE! JOEY'S DEAD!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LETS DIG HIS ASS A GRAVE!

We were back at the home of that puppet, Marie, as Joey had gotten himself gravely injured. It was hard to tell whether -he- was legitimately concerned for the health of Joey or whether this was some madness filled obfuscation of the truth. Parsing anything of substance from -his- madness was difficult even on my strongest of days.

PLACE HIM IN THE SHADOWY DIRT YOU FOOLS! YEEEEEEEESSSSS! DELIGHTFUL! I SHALL ENSHRINE YOUR SHADOWY GREATNESS UPON THIS STONE FOR ALL TIME JOEY!!!

Though this place is a strangeness in every way to my senses it gives me the hope of control that I can't ignore.

I can only hope that -he- doesn't figure it out.
Session: Game Day - Saturday, Feb 03 2018 from 5:00 PM to 11:00 PM
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Tags: Alex , BROKEN , Joey , Journal , Kevin , Leif , Recap
Awwwwww Jeeeeze Kevin
We arrive at the hunter's dream where we met up with Joey and Leif.
They seemed surprised to see us, there we met the doll of the dream I do not recall her name. After once again realizing I cant use the full extent of my power, and sometime later Kevin turned into the 4th doctor and produced a tardis with mine and joeys faces embedded in the door. There he told me to get in which was smaller on the inside upon entering I shrunk to fit. He then joined me and took us away to what we believed would be another world we were still in bloodborne where I saw terrible beast pulling me ever towards real madness. Thats when Kevin turned into rick and made me his morty. AWWWW jeeze like this is really messed up man like a joey horse showed up and like aww jeeze rick I think its mad at us!!! With our powers together we crushed the joey horse Kevin put me back to normal where we returned to the hunters dream the gang was still all here after conferring with the doll she informed us that the old ones wouldn't let us just leave and we had to take them out if we wanted to be safe. Later we arrived at some kind of university where we met these weird creatures who carried around eyes we snuck past most of them when Joey fell we then began to be chased by a giant monster I threw Kevin in front of me and towards the others I knew I was too slow to outrun the beast no need in both of us having to fight it I can take it 1v1. Sadly Joey "saved" me and I didn't get to fight it now we are in the library of sorts where these I guess mutilated undead people are still wandering the halls Leif suggests we split up after saying how much its a bad idea we all do it any way I hope this doesn't come back to bite us in the ass.
Session: Game Day - Saturday, Feb 03 2018 from 5:00 PM to 11:00 PM
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Awwwwww Jeeeeze Kevin
We arrive at the hunter's dream where we met up with Joey and Leif.
They seemed surprised to see us, there we met the doll of the dream I do not recall her name. After once again realizing I cant use the full extent of my power, and sometime later Kevin turned into the 4th doctor and produced a tardis with mine and joeys faces embedded in the door. There he told me to get in which was smaller on the inside upon entering I shrunk to fit. He then joined me and took us away to what we believed would be another world we were still in bloodborne where I saw terrible beast pulling me ever towards real madness. Thats when Kevin turned into rick and made me his morty. AWWWW jeeze like this is really messed up man like a joey horse showed up and like aww jeeze rick I think its mad at us!!! With our powers together we crushed the joey horse Kevin put me back to normal where we returned to the hunters dream the gang was still all here after conferring with the doll she informed us that the old ones wouldn't let us just leave and we had to take them out if we wanted to be safe. Later we arrived at some kind of university where we met these weird creatures who carried around eyes we snuck past most of them when Joey fell we then began to be chased by a giant monster I threw Kevin in front of me and towards the others I knew I was too slow to outrun the beast no need in both of us having to fight it I can take it 1v1. Sadly Joey "saved" me and I didn't get to fight it now we are in the library of sorts where these I guess mutilated undead people are still wandering the halls Leif suggests we split up after saying how much its a bad idea we all do it any way I hope this doesn't come back to bite us in the ass.
Session: Game Day - Saturday, Feb 03 2018 from 5:00 PM to 11:00 PM
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