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Not My Place
Months of testing and translating go by... I wonder how Bri'An and the rest are doing. Hopefully better than the scenario im in. Months later.. I finally get to meetBri'An after like 9 months. He seems well and a tad excited, makes sense since this would be his style. I wonder what universe my friends landed on if they did at all. I wonder if their also in this universe. This mess hall seems fine, odd but fine. We're flying to our testing ground and I get second handed a high off what seemed like marijuana, sigh. After basically what I believe is deepthroat and ab extremely cold hose down,I go take the test. Seems Bri'An went ahead of me instead of waiting, quite impatient of the young padawan lol. Oh this math problem is way out of my league but some seem to make sense. Physical tests... Not my strong suit. Oh its Bri'An! Seems he passed the test. He's waiting for me on a stage where were gunna fight I guess, cliche enough. Ive already decided to let him win this regardless of the outcome, again this is probably a dream like scenario for him. I wonder how do I use my powers to not hurt? Ill figure it out some day. Hmm seems like they're studying how we're "fighting." I rather let us be more secretive of us. Bri'An tells me to step off the stage, quite the smart idea to both let him win and for less info on us to be known. I'm told that I will be sent to the Outer Rim, whatever that fuck that is. Better than what I thought since if they attempted to kill me, I wouldve tried to slice this planet in half even if it killed me. I'm assuming Bri'An will become some Jedi. I'll wait for his arrival I guess. I'll make it easier for him to find me by making a name for myself? I dont know ill figure it out.
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Odd things and stolen glory
So here we are at the college each area we go is more horrific than the last. joey said he is looking for some balcony I can't believe he still thinks this is a game we are really her we can really die you jackass. Kevin turns me into Carl from the walking dead I never liked this the show but the memes are pretty alright. Later we discover a library with what seems to be infinate floors beneath and above us, joey is still on his getting game info shtick it's starting to get really annoying he asks what seems to be a librarian of sorts ton of arms real creepy I dont have time for this I crush its scull with my hammer dor always likes it when I get agressive in fact I do too no longer am I burdened by what people might think or how to go at a situation to not start conflict, I am the conflict and it feels good. after killing the librarian I find another looking exactly the same I ask him for an exit he shows me a door I inform my friends and walk through. I am alone now in a never-ending hallway any damage to these walls I make is healed I can't even grow my way out I have to find a way I see a door and enter. there I meet a man spider I guess his name is Patches he seems alright though he wants my eyes and if I die I guess he gets them what would I need them then for anyway. he shows me an exit I would never in a million years think I would be thanking a spider for anything but here I am I fall for a decent distance and land in a cave of sorts. I here singing this cant be good I turn the corner hammer in hand whatever it is its about to get its ass kicked in. it seems to be a massive female figure with grotesque wings and no head I say to her " can you do me a favor"
she replies "yes". "hold onto this for me"I yell as I toss my hammer into her belly and call it back the rush of combat entering my veins this is what I was made to do. I'm not doing enough I need to grow but this world affects my powers so terribly I succeed but at a price the pain is immense and I have these purple rocks on my body I shrug off the pain this bitch is going down if its the last thing I do I'm gonna rip her fucking wings off. after a bit I hear familiar voices its Courtney and joey, *yay, the cavalry is here* I guess more help couldn't hurt. why are they they just standing there help me dammit i thought we were friends I can take the damage just heal me at least with all the last bit of my strength I grab a hold of her wings and rip them clean off I can feel my self-fading I won't retain consciousness for long my last image is joey swooping in at the last second to take my glory suits him to wait for me to do all the work and come in just to kill it after I'm done. I pass out I'm not sure how much time passed but I wake up with Courtney over me the pain is immense but getting less by the second I look over joey is in a pool of blood. good job glory hog serves you right I see in the distance there is something where the monster stood I tell Courtney to tend to joey while I check it out but she notices what is before I do. Its a sword and her being the sword wielder, of course, she wants it, I state well you didn't help kill the monster why should you get it. She retorts with the fact that she saved my life I yield and she attempts to lift it she can't. So I guess the sword is mine cool. as I lift it up I hear a familiar voice, its patches he has something to sell me he wants blood I think well joey isn't using his. Courtney takes exception to that as I'm arguing with her I touch patches so, I guess I'm paying for this he touches my forehead I feel a bit weird, oh well let's get Joey to the hunters dream to heal up I carry him there. In the dream, we run into Leif and Kevin again good to see they didn't die though its unlikely for reality benders to die I guess. there Kevin suggests that we bury him to let the darkness heal him sounds like it might work I help him dig and place joey in and place the dirt on him. a bit later joey emerges from the dirt healed up, wow that actually worked. we then ask the puppet abot the great old ones she reveals that we have to defeat at least 6 to leave this hell hole. Well we beat 2 already whats 4 more what could possibly go wrong.
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I'll regain control! | FIREBALL YOU SPIDER BITCH!!


The wispy black haze parts my vision, showing me once again the things -he- is doing whilst using my body as his unwilling puppet upon otherworldly strings of madness. We were in a unholy college of sorts, with people covered in eyeballs as it's students and faculty. What a strange place.

CORAL!!! WE'RE THE WALKING DEAD BITCH! TAKE MY HAT KID! THEY AIN'T NO WALKERS, CORAL!!!

Now we're in a library upon which a spiraling staircase goes on into infinity both upwards and downwards. A lumbering creature as it's caretaker moves the same way as the staircase, moving closer to us in a menacing and yet mechanical way. Alex destroys one of them with his hammer, causing a strange blood red substance to leave the creature and go into him. I wonder if this is some kind of power transference? I wouldn't be surprised, as we're in some kind of approximation of a video game world. I'm curious if such a transference would go to me or -him- should -he- destroy any of these things.

KILL THE WALKER, CORAL!!! WHAT IN THE TAR-NATION IS THAT THING CORAL!? SOME KINDA' WALKER!? YEAH DRINK THAT JUICE BITCH!

Alex finds a way out of the room after we had become trapped, phasing out of our perception upon walking through the door. -he- follows through the door and I feel that queasy feeling of transportation once more.

LEIF! I'M NOT A WALKER! WHO'S THAT GUY IN THE WHEELCHAIR!? LET'S PUSH HIM INTO THE LAKE! HA!

I sigh as -he- pushes this poor invalid over a balcony into the lake. Why is Leif helping this madman!? Can't he realize that -he- is not me!? This is so aggravating!

THAT'S A BIG SPIDER! LEIF, DO YOU SEE THIS BIG ASS SPIDER!? IMMA KILL IT! WIZARD KEVIN! EXPELIARMUS! MAGIC SIGHT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR ART! THERE ISN'T ANY ART YOU SPIDER FOOL! FIREBALL!!!

I can feel a great surge of energy as a large amount of that blood-like substance passes from the horrid spider creature and into my body. The blackness around me seems to recede by a great deal! I can see more, feel more! Could I possibly gain more control over my body if -he- kills more of these things!?

GIVE ME YOUR HAND LEIF! IT'S WARPING TIME! C'MON LEIF! YEAH WARP BITCH! THIS IS A KICKASS JOEY TRAMPOLINE! JOEY'S DEAD!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LETS DIG HIS ASS A GRAVE!

We were back at the home of that puppet, Marie, as Joey had gotten himself gravely injured. It was hard to tell whether -he- was legitimately concerned for the health of Joey or whether this was some madness filled obfuscation of the truth. Parsing anything of substance from -his- madness was difficult even on my strongest of days.

PLACE HIM IN THE SHADOWY DIRT YOU FOOLS! YEEEEEEEESSSSS! DELIGHTFUL! I SHALL ENSHRINE YOUR SHADOWY GREATNESS UPON THIS STONE FOR ALL TIME JOEY!!!

Though this place is a strangeness in every way to my senses it gives me the hope of control that I can't ignore.

I can only hope that -he- doesn't figure it out.
Session: Game Day - Saturday, Feb 03 2018 from 8:00 PM to 2:00 AM
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Tags: Alex , BROKEN , Joey , Journal , Kevin , Leif , Recap
Awwwwww Jeeeeze Kevin
We arrive at the hunter's dream where we met up with Joey and Leif.
They seemed surprised to see us, there we met the doll of the dream I do not recall her name. After once again realizing I cant use the full extent of my power, and sometime later Kevin turned into the 4th doctor and produced a tardis with mine and joeys faces embedded in the door. There he told me to get in which was smaller on the inside upon entering I shrunk to fit. He then joined me and took us away to what we believed would be another world we were still in bloodborne where I saw terrible beast pulling me ever towards real madness. Thats when Kevin turned into rick and made me his morty. AWWWW jeeze like this is really messed up man like a joey horse showed up and like aww jeeze rick I think its mad at us!!! With our powers together we crushed the joey horse Kevin put me back to normal where we returned to the hunters dream the gang was still all here after conferring with the doll she informed us that the old ones wouldn't let us just leave and we had to take them out if we wanted to be safe. Later we arrived at some kind of university where we met these weird creatures who carried around eyes we snuck past most of them when Joey fell we then began to be chased by a giant monster I threw Kevin in front of me and towards the others I knew I was too slow to outrun the beast no need in both of us having to fight it I can take it 1v1. Sadly Joey "saved" me and I didn't get to fight it now we are in the library of sorts where these I guess mutilated undead people are still wandering the halls Leif suggests we split up after saying how much its a bad idea we all do it any way I hope this doesn't come back to bite us in the ass.
Session: Game Day - Saturday, Feb 03 2018 from 8:00 PM to 2:00 AM
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Awwwwww Jeeeeze Kevin
We arrive at the hunter's dream where we met up with Joey and Leif.
They seemed surprised to see us, there we met the doll of the dream I do not recall her name. After once again realizing I cant use the full extent of my power, and sometime later Kevin turned into the 4th doctor and produced a tardis with mine and joeys faces embedded in the door. There he told me to get in which was smaller on the inside upon entering I shrunk to fit. He then joined me and took us away to what we believed would be another world we were still in bloodborne where I saw terrible beast pulling me ever towards real madness. Thats when Kevin turned into rick and made me his morty. AWWWW jeeze like this is really messed up man like a joey horse showed up and like aww jeeze rick I think its mad at us!!! With our powers together we crushed the joey horse Kevin put me back to normal where we returned to the hunters dream the gang was still all here after conferring with the doll she informed us that the old ones wouldn't let us just leave and we had to take them out if we wanted to be safe. Later we arrived at some kind of university where we met these weird creatures who carried around eyes we snuck past most of them when Joey fell we then began to be chased by a giant monster I threw Kevin in front of me and towards the others I knew I was too slow to outrun the beast no need in both of us having to fight it I can take it 1v1. Sadly Joey "saved" me and I didn't get to fight it now we are in the library of sorts where these I guess mutilated undead people are still wandering the halls Leif suggests we split up after saying how much its a bad idea we all do it any way I hope this doesn't come back to bite us in the ass.
Session: Game Day - Saturday, Feb 03 2018 from 8:00 PM to 2:00 AM
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Awwwwww Jeeeeze Kevin
We arrive at the hunter's dream where we met up with Joey and Leif.
They seemed surprised to see us, there we met the doll of the dream I do not recall her name. After once again realizing I cant use the full extent of my power, and sometime later Kevin turned into the 4th doctor and produced a tardis with mine and joeys faces embedded in the door. There he told me to get in which was smaller on the inside upon entering I shrunk to fit. He then joined me and took us away to what we believed would be another world we were still in bloodborne where I saw terrible beast pulling me ever towards real madness. Thats when Kevin turned into rick and made me his morty. AWWWW jeeze like this is really messed up man like a joey horse showed up and like aww jeeze rick I think its mad at us!!! With our powers together we crushed the joey horse Kevin put me back to normal where we returned to the hunters dream the gang was still all here after conferring with the doll she informed us that the old ones wouldn't let us just leave and we had to take them out if we wanted to be safe. Later we arrived at some kind of university where we met these weird creatures who carried around eyes we snuck past most of them when Joey fell we then began to be chased by a giant monster I threw Kevin in front of me and towards the others I knew I was too slow to outrun the beast no need in both of us having to fight it I can take it 1v1. Sadly Joey "saved" me and I didn't get to fight it now we are in the library of sorts where these I guess mutilated undead people are still wandering the halls Leif suggests we split up after saying how much its a bad idea we all do it any way I hope this doesn't come back to bite us in the ass.
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Awwwwww Jeeeeze Kevin
We arrive at the hunter's dream where we met up with Joey and Leif.
They seemed surprised to see us, there we met the doll of the dream I do not recall her name. After once again realizing I cant use the full extent of my power, and sometime later Kevin turned into the 4th doctor and produced a tardis with mine and joeys faces embedded in the door. There he told me to get in which was smaller on the inside upon entering I shrunk to fit. He then joined me and took us away to what we believed would be another world we were still in bloodborne where I saw terrible beast pulling me ever towards real madness. Thats when Kevin turned into rick and made me his morty. AWWWW jeeze like this is really messed up man like a joey horse showed up and like aww jeeze rick I think its mad at us!!! With our powers together we crushed the joey horse Kevin put me back to normal where we returned to the hunters dream the gang was still all here after conferring with the doll she informed us that the old ones wouldn't let us just leave and we had to take them out if we wanted to be safe. Later we arrived at some kind of university where we met these weird creatures who carried around eyes we snuck past most of them when Joey fell we then began to be chased by a giant monster I threw Kevin in front of me and towards the others I knew I was too slow to outrun the beast no need in both of us having to fight it I can take it 1v1. Sadly Joey "saved" me and I didn't get to fight it now we are in the library of sorts where these I guess mutilated undead people are still wandering the halls Leif suggests we split up after saying how much its a bad idea we all do it any way I hope this doesn't come back to bite us in the ass.
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I will lose NO ONE else. (Week 2)
Adventurer’s Log #2

I remember Kevin telling us he had just been with Leif and Joey, and more importantly, could take us back to them. I thought to myself that this was perfect, if Kevin can do that, then we’ll all be a step closer to all being together again and we can figure out how to get back in contact with Saint. Alex did not like this idea, Kevin had mentioned that they were in danger, and would much rather bring them to us if he could. I’ll admit that his idea was better but they were our friends, if we couldn’t bring them to us I was adamant about going there to help.

Kevin Had tricked us, I think? I’m not sure he knew he was being deceitful. But he brought us to them. Or, at least kind of. Same Plane, different location. I immediately regretted my desire to go to them. This place…was horrific. I can’t even describe it. And when Alex told me he thought we were in the world of Blood borne, I was terrified. I HATE horror games, why the fuck would I want to experience one first hand?! I’m skipping the gore, I don’t want to think about it. We found Joey and Leif, two down, two to go. We wondered around this “Hunter’s Dream” for a while and met someone within it. She told us of a way to possibly escape without the Old One’s interfering, and God Dammit I hate horror games. We have to reawaken them? So they can do all this….asleep? Plus side though! Leif remembers everything now! He doesn’t look very happy now though…I hope he’s alright…I hope everyone is.

Ark’s been making me work for the powers of the sword now. Essentially taken the training wheels off. It’s harder to do things now. Even harder still now that I feel like if I even think about praying it gets sent to the wrong beings, last time it caused us all to split up…maybe I have to count on myself more than on the grace of another?

I don’t know if we can all go back to how it was before, not after everything so far. But I want to try, if not to go back, then to move forward, but I want it to be with all of us together…I hope that’s possible at this point. I worry enough about what happened to our world, and my family, I refuse to lose anyone else.
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Waking Up (Week 1)
Adventurer’s Log #1

The Fear was real. I don’t think, despite everything we’d faced, including that giant snake (Jormangander, by the way) , I had ever been that terrified. I remember running as fast as I can. When I woke up, I was staring up into a clear blue sky, and felt a wave of relief wash over me. I was alive! My heart dropped into the pit of my stomach though when I had rolled my head to the side to see where I was better. I only saw Alex next to me. My crying might have woken him up. Where was everyone else? Brian? Fuck. Where’s Brian? I couldn’t see anymore, the tears kept coming. I knew he wasn’t happy, he was trying to calm me, and I tried my best. At least he was alive, thank God for that

None of this was helped by an arrow into my shoulder, Elven we think? That might have been the first time I had ever been that hurt. What scared me more was that one of these arrows dented Alex’s armor. When we had finally gotten out of their range, thanks to Alex, it didn’t take long before we paused. Descending from the sky was….a Dragon? Wait. Why did this Dragon have Joey’s face? I could have sworn at this point that those arrows were laced with hallucinogens.
It turned out to be Kevin? I guess? This Kevin was different? He was a few eggs short of a nest… A lot of this is a blur at this point….
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I thought adventuring was supposed to be easy. January 09, 2018

I’ve never kept a journal in my life but I guess there is no time like the present for I fear if I don’t write down the crazy happenings of my life no one would believe it otherwise. Well, let’s start with the first thing I saw and heard after landing in what I only could believe was some kind of fantasy realm. I awake the wind knocked out of me from our decent and I say our cuz here is the worst part I’m stuck with Courtney ( Now don’t get me wrong I love Courtney shes great but come one really), she’s crying, of course, today can only get better. After consoling one-half of the lovebirds, I decided our best bet is to head north to the mountain there must be dwarves here Dor needs to see this. We begin moving I’ve noticed my powers aren’t as easy as before it seems dor and all of our weapons alike have taken off the training wheels. We are moving through a forest when I get hit by an arrow we are certain it’s elven it actually digs partially into my armour, well that’s a first, moving quickly now we have to push farther, faster. The second wave of their attack hits this time from our right they missed me but Courtney is hit in the shoulder pretty bad I pull the arrow out for her so she may heal herself I guess things aren’t so easy for her anymore either because the wound is still mostly there I conjure granite walls from the earth this should give us ample cover we make it to a clearing lush fields beautiful sky it would be nice to just sightsee here if we weren’t being hunted.

There is solace for a moment when a loud crash erupts from the sky a piercing bright light shining on both of us what could this be. Oh my god why is Kevin here I really don’t know how he got here or what has seems to have driven him mad but it’s nice to see another kind face though he has ridden in on a giant eagle with joeys face and is dressed like Gandalf the white. He informs us that joey and Leif are in trouble and that we need to travel to save them I do not believe this is a good idea this world we are in hasn’t been all gumdrops and happiness but its not the worse thing I can think of what could possibly be there that neither of them can handle. I inform Kevin of my unwillingness to leave here I believe we might be able to bring them to us. Kevin retorts with an idea he believes that with the three of our powers we may be able to help them. I agree begrudgingly we start the ritual 5 minutes in I know this is a terrible plan and Kevin has lied we are going there to help them there is no stopping us now wherever we go I hope it doesn’t get us killed.

It almost got us killed, of course, we end up in one of the worst places I can think of bloodborne why did it have to be here. I attempt to use my earth powers nothing the ground bleeds to the touch this city is like no other. Kevin asks me if I want to see what he sees I allow him to show me. TERRIFYING MONSTERS THEY ARE EVERYWHERE WHERE CAN WE GO THERE IS NOWHERE TO HIDE WHY ARE WE HERE I JUST WANNA GO HOME !!!! Just like that, they are gone Kevin chuckles to himself I don’t know if I’ll ever be the same again after seeing what I’ve seen. No time to be scared we need to move we have to find a lantern and fast the hunter’s dream is our only solace or so I hope. The slaughter parade is closing in and I don’t wanna be around when it comes to the rooftops we go jumping across narrow passageways we make it there sure is a lot of blood here I hope it’s not Leif or Joeys I hope they are safe or at least still here.
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Prison Break: Foreigners Fight Back
You sigh, seeing Bri'An gallop away from treetop to treetop. You decide instead of running after him you walk. A bit enraged you start slicing trees in your path. "What's that?", you pondered as whirling sounds fly whiz past you. Hugging the trees so your not seen, ahead you hear Bri'An. Blitzing forward commanding Harpe to turn from Scythe forme to Ring Forme. "Is that Bri'An on his knees? What is the boi thinkin!" 2 Starwars-like aircrafts hover around him and a crew of people with odd weapons are moving toward him. Ok here you go helping him again. With both your hands in a burning hands position, you send outa cutting force towards the enemies and sliced into some of the people. The crafts shoot towards me and miss completely destroying the terrain around me. You then go for an attack at the crafts yet you feel forced in place. One of the crafts land and 2 figures come out, a male and a female. At this point you're brought towards Bri'An, floating their, they attempt to speak to you and it falters as neither understand each other. After a minor trifle your brought onboard the ship they descended from. After saying how much Bri'An is "Wetarded, you arrive at some Metropolis. We walk unto a path and see many different sets of culture being represented but only one thing seems the same, the rags the "people" wear here. After going into a building seeing different symbols and memorizing the exact pathway you took, you arrive at what seems like, no definitely a cell meant for you and another for Bri'An. Without resistance you each enter your new abode. "That's a weird looking prisoner" you pass by your mind staring forward at the cell across as guards patrol the hallway roughly every 2 minutes. A voice speaks out of speaker on the corner. 100% No clue what they said yet the lights start dimming and that's when you immediately communicate with Bri'Am to escape.
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I'm trying to help | SHE'S A PUPPET NOT A DOLL!!!!!


The hazy fog parts my vision, showing me glimpses of Leif laying bloody in a heap upon the gray cobblestone. Emotions swell up as I see a dear friend clinging to life, with nothing I can do to help him or even call out to him in this terrible moment.

I'M BLADE BITCH! SOME MOTHERFUCKERS ALWAYS TRY TO ICE SKATE UPHILL! ALEX WHISTLER! LEIF NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SHOVE A BLOOD PACK IN HIS MOUTH!

I can feel a warmth accompanied by a bright white light, piercing the darkness of my cold and unwelcoming prison. I see Courtney using her powers to heal Leif and breathe a sigh of relief. He's alive.

YAY YOU'RE NOT DEAD! DO YOUR THING ALEX WHISTLER! YEAH DRINK THAT SHIT BITCH! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! I'LL SHOW YOU LEIF!!

I can feel -him- struggle against the dread shadows that writhe unseen in the inky black that permeates everything in this terrible world. -He- answers Leif's challenge but something tells me -he- was not successful in the ways -he- hoped.

HELLO I'M THE DOCTOR! BE MY COMPANION IN TIME AND SPACE ALEX! IT'S SMALLER ON THE INSIDE! ALLONS Y! SHIT! THAT'S A SHADOW MAN!
SELF DESTRUCT TIME! FANTASTIC!


The world seems to spin wildly, the sensation of falling causing me to cling instinctively though in this place there's nothing to hold. -He- definitely failed and now has put himself and others in danger. If only I could reach out! If only I could take control!

JOEY HORSE! WHAT'VE THEY DONE TO YOU!?!? HE'S MY JOEY HORSE I'LL PUT HIM DOWN MA! BOOMSTICK!

I wrack against the shackles of my prison, forcing every bit of my energy into wrenching even a fleeting moment of control from -him-. I feel something give and in that moment focus my powers into that horrible abomination -he- created. NO...MORE...CORRUPTION.

JOEY HORSE!!!! OH WELL! TIME TO GO ALEX! OH SHIT ZOMBIES! TIME TO GET SCHWIFTY! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE MORTY! (BURP) YEAH WE MADE IT! RUN RUN RUN! OH HEY IT'S LEIF! JOEY!!! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT PUPPET BITCH!? TEA AND SOUP! WE'RE ALL MAD HERE! SHE'S A PUPPET NOT A DOLL JOEY!!!!! LET ME SHOW YOU THIS SHIT LEIF! HER NAME IS MARIE! DON'T BE RUDE YOU FUCK! OH COOL A MAP! SHE GONNA EAT YA JOEY! BYE MARIE!

Floating in the idea space that I call home is all I can do now, having expending everything I have dispatching that horse mockery. The glimpses are few and far between now. -He- could be doing anything and I'm none the wiser.

TUXEDO KEVIN! DANCE UPON THE ROSEY WIND! WHY AM I FALLING!? SNEAKY TIME! WHY ARE YOU ON THE FLOOR JOEY!? ALEX TURNED ME INTO A CANNONBALL! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE TROGLODYTE MOTHERFUCKERS!? OFF TO THE NEXT FLOOR!

I can only hope -he- doesn't do anything I'll live to regret.
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Help me I'm Trapped | JOEY HORSES, JOEY EAGLES AND JOEY DRAGONS OH MY!!!


I see fragments of events that make little sense in this black void I inhabit. I struggle helplessly to focus my mind upon the things i know my body is doing.

STONEWALL JACKSON! FIRE! SPINNING IN THE DELIGHTFUL DARK!

I feel my body being hurled through a spinning void that sends shocking spikes of pain through the grey-matter prison I inhabit.

DARK SOULS! JOEY! HE’S SHOOTING ME WITH NEGATIVITY! JOEY MULE! SHIKAMARU! SHADOW CLONE JUTSU! JOEY KILLS HIMSELF! YAY!

I see glimpses of a familiar face contorted into something out of a nightmarish fever dream and flashes of nonsensical events that confuses my ever fogged mind.

TONY DANZA! JOEY, WHO’S THE BOSS!? WHO’S THE BOSS, JOEY!? JOEY KILLS HIMSELF AGAIN! OH NO! I’M ARTHAS ON A JOEY HORSE! WHA—!?

I wrestle control temporarily and force with all my strength to communicate with this familiar face, offering to help him escape from this strange place that he and my body inhabit. Using all the vitality I can muster to keep him momentarily at bay I use my power to discern a potential escape from this place and with it the tools to do so. I’m exhausted now, so he rips me back into my void-like cell.

GREAT JOEY DRAGON! I’M BORED! ALL ABOARD THE GREAT JOEY DRAGON! HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE! BYE JOEY!

I feel that lurching feeling again, like being a peeled apart and glued back together again. I can see more familiar faces but not the one i saw before. He must have left him behind. I don’t know If i can conjure any more strength to communicate with these two.

I’M KEVIN THE WHITE! GREAT JOEY EAGLE! I COME TO YOU NOW AT THE TURN OF THE TIDE! ALEX AND COURTNEY! SHADOWJOEY KING OF ALL JOEY HORSES! SHOW THEM THE MEANING OF SPEED! WAIT, GO BACK! UGLY ROCK! NOW HE’S JOEY ROCK! NOT AGA—

I feel a distant familiarity, a far-off friend in great danger and the machinations of dread powers hoping to consume them whole. I have to do something. You have to tell them! Please!

TELL LEIF THIS THING JOEY! DON’T IGNORE ME! IM ANGRY NOW! GRAAAAAAAA!!!! TAKE THIS SHADOWJOEY! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! TAKE THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

I can feel his childish anger lashing out and I’m thankful those two are not the outlet of his anger. Constructs are a fine substitute. Perhaps he will use this anger in ways that can help Leif and Joey.

LEEEEEEEEEEEEIFFF!!!!! FOCUS ON ME YOU FUCK! DAMNIT LEIF! YOU FUCKED IT UP!

For a moment I felt like Leif was here with me in this black prison of my mind, before the subconscious space bounced him violently back out. He’s better off not sharing my prison but he’s still in danger! If only I could reach him! Digging deep in my reserves I focus everything I can to communicate with Alex and Courtney. Alex is resisting my idea of going to them instead of bringing them to us…this will be problematic. I feel my control slipping away quickly, all I can hope for is that this train will continue with that nightmare at the wheel.

SHUT UP ALEX! I’M CAPTAIN PLANET! HE’S OUR HERO! GONNA TAKE US ALL TO LEIF AND JOEY! GONNA HELP THEM WITH WHATEVER! NOW GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING POWER! BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED!

Success! That horrible lurching feeling returns but this time far worse than before, like being ground up into a mush by a mixer. The pressure is incredible. I can feel a web of strange black tentacles resisting our arrival. This may have been a mistake.

BLOODBORNE WORLD! I’M VAMPIRE HUNTER D NOW! FACE HAND JOEY! RETARDED ROBOT JOEY HORSE! SHUT UP ALEX! FUNNY PEOPLE! TENTACLES EVERYWHERE! TO THE LANTERN! LEIF SHAPED BLOODSTAIN! TOUCH THE LANTERN!

No, This was definitely a mistake.
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Tomorrow should be better
Journal of L.F.
01/20/??

Head hurts again, at least this time I know why. Something came knock knock knocking on my noggin, managed to get me and 'J' outta that shitstorm. Hear the bells ringing and then 'C' 'A' and 'K' are here.

'C' is saying something to me, from how she's talking it sounds like goddamn platitudes....they should know how much I hate those.

'A' is...excited...maybe angry, can't tell just yet, the kid always sounds like he's set to tilt mode max settings with no off switch.

'K' is strange, off, feels crazy...distorted, not like the 'K' I remember. But it's him, mentioned something I know for sure the 'K' I know hates. Got a good laugh outta that.

'J' Keeps calling this place the "Hunter's Dream" sounds familiar, can't put my finger on it still got a few screws loose.

Will update as soon as things start to become clearer.
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No Days like Today
Journal of L.F.
JAN/18
//2004…2017

I can’t be certain on the date, month, or year. My first thoughts are of winter 2016, the next midsummer in 2004. It’s all a mess in my head. No sense of time no sense of self. I’m with people I “know” but everybody is different than what I feel like they should be. People who seem to jump to improbable conclusions about everything around us and yet I can’t be certain that they’re the wrong conclusions….it’s disconcerting how it’s as comforting as it is disturbing. I vaguely recall being in the Navy, a pilot I think, but I also feel like I was lost with nowhere to go….no destination, no plans, just there.



Something happened and now I’m with ‘J’ in some dark place, there was a light and then I was somewhere else again. An old man….clearly not right in the head, he speaks at me. Something about being between two dark shores, like everything else its fogged over. Then I’m falling in atmosphere not in the black, have I been shot down…no…no….it’s different again. Pain like the time I broke my arm and then some, ‘J’ is there again talking about dark blood or Blood souls doesn’t make any sense to me. He asks me if I can get us out of here, anywhere else he says….I want to say no, but a part of me says try, do, if I put my mind to it I can do anything. I listen and then we’re somewhere else.



I’m hemorrhaging, this is way worse then an arm being broken in multiple places. I see a city, old, ancient, alive. This place is disquieting nothing I remember trains you for anything like this. A blur again, sounds like a festival…feels like something else, nothing I’d want to be a part of. Another light and now…..
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