The Journal of BROKEN Kevin

Campaign: The places we will go.

I'll regain control! | FIREBALL YOU SPIDER BITCH!!


The wispy black haze parts my vision, showing me once again the things -he- is doing whilst using my body as his unwilling puppet upon otherworldly strings of madness. We were in a unholy college of sorts, with people covered in eyeballs as it's students and faculty. What a strange place.

CORAL!!! WE'RE THE WALKING DEAD BITCH! TAKE MY HAT KID! THEY AIN'T NO WALKERS, CORAL!!!

Now we're in a library upon which a spiraling staircase goes on into infinity both upwards and downwards. A lumbering creature as it's caretaker moves the same way as the staircase, moving closer to us in a menacing and yet mechanical way. Alex destroys one of them with his hammer, causing a strange blood red substance to leave the creature and go into him. I wonder if this is some kind of power transference? I wouldn't be surprised, as we're in some kind of approximation of a video game world. I'm curious if such a transference would go to me or -him- should -he- destroy any of these things.

KILL THE WALKER, CORAL!!! WHAT IN THE TAR-NATION IS THAT THING CORAL!? SOME KINDA' WALKER!? YEAH DRINK THAT JUICE BITCH!

Alex finds a way out of the room after we had become trapped, phasing out of our perception upon walking through the door. -he- follows through the door and I feel that queasy feeling of transportation once more.

LEIF! I'M NOT A WALKER! WHO'S THAT GUY IN THE WHEELCHAIR!? LET'S PUSH HIM INTO THE LAKE! HA!

I sigh as -he- pushes this poor invalid over a balcony into the lake. Why is Leif helping this madman!? Can't he realize that -he- is not me!? This is so aggravating!

THAT'S A BIG SPIDER! LEIF, DO YOU SEE THIS BIG ASS SPIDER!? IMMA KILL IT! WIZARD KEVIN! EXPELIARMUS! MAGIC SIGHT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR ART! THERE ISN'T ANY ART YOU SPIDER FOOL! FIREBALL!!!

I can feel a great surge of energy as a large amount of that blood-like substance passes from the horrid spider creature and into my body. The blackness around me seems to recede by a great deal! I can see more, feel more! Could I possibly gain more control over my body if -he- kills more of these things!?

GIVE ME YOUR HAND LEIF! IT'S WARPING TIME! C'MON LEIF! YEAH WARP BITCH! THIS IS A KICKASS JOEY TRAMPOLINE! JOEY'S DEAD!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LETS DIG HIS ASS A GRAVE!

We were back at the home of that puppet, Marie, as Joey had gotten himself gravely injured. It was hard to tell whether -he- was legitimately concerned for the health of Joey or whether this was some madness filled obfuscation of the truth. Parsing anything of substance from -his- madness was difficult even on my strongest of days.

PLACE HIM IN THE SHADOWY DIRT YOU FOOLS! YEEEEEEEESSSSS! DELIGHTFUL! I SHALL ENSHRINE YOUR SHADOWY GREATNESS UPON THIS STONE FOR ALL TIME JOEY!!!

Though this place is a strangeness in every way to my senses it gives me the hope of control that I can't ignore.

I can only hope that -he- doesn't figure it out.
Session: Game Day - Sunday, Feb 04 2018 from 1:00 AM to 7:00 AM
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I'm trying to help | SHE'S A PUPPET NOT A DOLL!!!!!


The hazy fog parts my vision, showing me glimpses of Leif laying bloody in a heap upon the gray cobblestone. Emotions swell up as I see a dear friend clinging to life, with nothing I can do to help him or even call out to him in this terrible moment.

I'M BLADE BITCH! SOME MOTHERFUCKERS ALWAYS TRY TO ICE SKATE UPHILL! ALEX WHISTLER! LEIF NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SHOVE A BLOOD PACK IN HIS MOUTH!

I can feel a warmth accompanied by a bright white light, piercing the darkness of my cold and unwelcoming prison. I see Courtney using her powers to heal Leif and breathe a sigh of relief. He's alive.

YAY YOU'RE NOT DEAD! DO YOUR THING ALEX WHISTLER! YEAH DRINK THAT SHIT BITCH! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! I'LL SHOW YOU LEIF!!

I can feel -him- struggle against the dread shadows that writhe unseen in the inky black that permeates everything in this terrible world. -He- answers Leif's challenge but something tells me -he- was not successful in the ways -he- hoped.

HELLO I'M THE DOCTOR! BE MY COMPANION IN TIME AND SPACE ALEX! IT'S SMALLER ON THE INSIDE! ALLONS Y! SHIT! THAT'S A SHADOW MAN!
SELF DESTRUCT TIME! FANTASTIC!


The world seems to spin wildly, the sensation of falling causing me to cling instinctively though in this place there's nothing to hold. -He- definitely failed and now has put himself and others in danger. If only I could reach out! If only I could take control!

JOEY HORSE! WHAT'VE THEY DONE TO YOU!?!? HE'S MY JOEY HORSE I'LL PUT HIM DOWN MA! BOOMSTICK!

I wrack against the shackles of my prison, forcing every bit of my energy into wrenching even a fleeting moment of control from -him-. I feel something give and in that moment focus my powers into that horrible abomination -he- created. NO...MORE...CORRUPTION.

JOEY HORSE!!!! OH WELL! TIME TO GO ALEX! OH SHIT ZOMBIES! TIME TO GET SCHWIFTY! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE MORTY! (BURP) YEAH WE MADE IT! RUN RUN RUN! OH HEY IT'S LEIF! JOEY!!! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT PUPPET BITCH!? TEA AND SOUP! WE'RE ALL MAD HERE! SHE'S A PUPPET NOT A DOLL JOEY!!!!! LET ME SHOW YOU THIS SHIT LEIF! HER NAME IS MARIE! DON'T BE RUDE YOU FUCK! OH COOL A MAP! SHE GONNA EAT YA JOEY! BYE MARIE!

Floating in the idea space that I call home is all I can do now, having expending everything I have dispatching that horse mockery. The glimpses are few and far between now. -He- could be doing anything and I'm none the wiser.

TUXEDO KEVIN! DANCE UPON THE ROSEY WIND! WHY AM I FALLING!? SNEAKY TIME! WHY ARE YOU ON THE FLOOR JOEY!? ALEX TURNED ME INTO A CANNONBALL! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE TROGLODYTE MOTHERFUCKERS!? OFF TO THE NEXT FLOOR!

I can only hope -he- doesn't do anything I'll live to regret.
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Help me I'm Trapped | JOEY HORSES, JOEY EAGLES AND JOEY DRAGONS OH MY!!!


I see fragments of events that make little sense in this black void I inhabit. I struggle helplessly to focus my mind upon the things i know my body is doing.

STONEWALL JACKSON! FIRE! SPINNING IN THE DELIGHTFUL DARK!

I feel my body being hurled through a spinning void that sends shocking spikes of pain through the grey-matter prison I inhabit.

DARK SOULS! JOEY! HE’S SHOOTING ME WITH NEGATIVITY! JOEY MULE! SHIKAMARU! SHADOW CLONE JUTSU! JOEY KILLS HIMSELF! YAY!

I see glimpses of a familiar face contorted into something out of a nightmarish fever dream and flashes of nonsensical events that confuses my ever fogged mind.

TONY DANZA! JOEY, WHO’S THE BOSS!? WHO’S THE BOSS, JOEY!? JOEY KILLS HIMSELF AGAIN! OH NO! I’M ARTHAS ON A JOEY HORSE! WHA—!?

I wrestle control temporarily and force with all my strength to communicate with this familiar face, offering to help him escape from this strange place that he and my body inhabit. Using all the vitality I can muster to keep him momentarily at bay I use my power to discern a potential escape from this place and with it the tools to do so. I’m exhausted now, so he rips me back into my void-like cell.

GREAT JOEY DRAGON! I’M BORED! ALL ABOARD THE GREAT JOEY DRAGON! HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE! BYE JOEY!

I feel that lurching feeling again, like being a peeled apart and glued back together again. I can see more familiar faces but not the one i saw before. He must have left him behind. I don’t know If i can conjure any more strength to communicate with these two.

I’M KEVIN THE WHITE! GREAT JOEY EAGLE! I COME TO YOU NOW AT THE TURN OF THE TIDE! ALEX AND COURTNEY! SHADOWJOEY KING OF ALL JOEY HORSES! SHOW THEM THE MEANING OF SPEED! WAIT, GO BACK! UGLY ROCK! NOW HE’S JOEY ROCK! NOT AGA—

I feel a distant familiarity, a far-off friend in great danger and the machinations of dread powers hoping to consume them whole. I have to do something. You have to tell them! Please!

TELL LEIF THIS THING JOEY! DON’T IGNORE ME! IM ANGRY NOW! GRAAAAAAAA!!!! TAKE THIS SHADOWJOEY! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! TAKE THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

I can feel his childish anger lashing out and I’m thankful those two are not the outlet of his anger. Constructs are a fine substitute. Perhaps he will use this anger in ways that can help Leif and Joey.

LEEEEEEEEEEEEIFFF!!!!! FOCUS ON ME YOU FUCK! DAMNIT LEIF! YOU FUCKED IT UP!

For a moment I felt like Leif was here with me in this black prison of my mind, before the subconscious space bounced him violently back out. He’s better off not sharing my prison but he’s still in danger! If only I could reach him! Digging deep in my reserves I focus everything I can to communicate with Alex and Courtney. Alex is resisting my idea of going to them instead of bringing them to us…this will be problematic. I feel my control slipping away quickly, all I can hope for is that this train will continue with that nightmare at the wheel.

SHUT UP ALEX! I’M CAPTAIN PLANET! HE’S OUR HERO! GONNA TAKE US ALL TO LEIF AND JOEY! GONNA HELP THEM WITH WHATEVER! NOW GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING POWER! BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED!

Success! That horrible lurching feeling returns but this time far worse than before, like being ground up into a mush by a mixer. The pressure is incredible. I can feel a web of strange black tentacles resisting our arrival. This may have been a mistake.

BLOODBORNE WORLD! I’M VAMPIRE HUNTER D NOW! FACE HAND JOEY! RETARDED ROBOT JOEY HORSE! SHUT UP ALEX! FUNNY PEOPLE! TENTACLES EVERYWHERE! TO THE LANTERN! LEIF SHAPED BLOODSTAIN! TOUCH THE LANTERN!

No, This was definitely a mistake.
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