The Journal of Professor Sylvester van Damage

First Impressions
Met some awfully nice fellows on a train. Odd looking bunch though. One's a dwarf with a thick cockney accent, who couldn't look less trustworthy if he was twiddling a moustache and laughing evilly. Another is a stout looking fellow who spends a lot of time stroking his wooden truncheon, without seeming to comprehend how much of a deviant that makes him appear. There's also a Texan fellow, who I am beginning to suspect is not a Texan at all for he is the thinnest American I have ever met, he has a suspicious accent and he does not carry a firearm. I think Mr Box and I should find these fellows amiable companions, as long as Box can behave himself and stop talking about his Pornograph for 5 minutes...
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